I can’t stop laughing about this latest glitch in the McCain campaign.

How do you lose Joe the Plumber?

You gave up on trying to pretend you have a plan for America and instead diverted your campaign to this stupid plumber, talked about the dude like he’s your real pick for VP (and might as well have been) and then your people can’t get Joe the Fucking Plumber to show up at a rally when you need him the most because your poster boy is out shopping for a record deal.

There’s a lot of reasons to be very optimistic on Tuesday, but even more reasons to make sure we finish the job and show up at the polls on Nov.4. Don’t be Joe the Plumber.

BTW: In case you haven’t noticed Xplosive World is now also known as IHATEJOETHEPLUMBER.COM.

CNN is asking: Is it too late for McCain to catch up?

NO!

The McCain camp would love for us to believe Obama has everything locked up. They’ll take these headlines all day in hopes that it will encourage voter apathy come Election Day, while he’s cleaning up- turning out millions of inbreeds like some of the people we saw yesterday from St.Clairsville, OH.

Obama’s lead in the polls may, and probably will, widen as we approach November 4. If there’s ever been an election where you can bet against the polls, this is the one. The people in St.Clairsville were dumb enough to share their ridiculous fears of what Obama’s presidency will bring to America. There’s a lot of people harboring the same distorted opinions, but will keep their thoughts to themselves and may even claim to support Obama- right up until they walk into the voting booth.

Regardless if your state is guaranteed Red or Blue- if you’re registered to vote, or can still register, hit up that booth on November 4. If you’re in a swing state, you already know what you’ve got to do. Let them say it’s locked up- it’ll make you feel a lot better about the after-party you’re setting up for Nov.4, but it’ll be a sad party if the big story of the day is low voter turnout.